About me


Hello! My name is Nick and I’m from California. Currently, I’m working in San Franscisco and writing in my spare time.

This blog is a collection of comedic/sometimes serious stories from my life.

I’ve also written a few guest post for other blogs. On TFM, they changed a few things to make it sound more bro-y. Don’t judge me too harshly:

Why I Will Never Eat Another Weed Pill

3 Awkward Sexual Encounters That I Still Can’t Believe Actually Happened

What do you Worship? – 


For those who are curious about the website name, it comes from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams. In it he describes the earth as “…an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet” that had a problem – “…most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”

That always struck a chord with me.

Special thanks to my friend Chris for helping me put together the site and my sister Allie for editing my stories.



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  • Hey, what an interesting blog I’ve found! Indeed, some of your stories made me laugh. I got here through a link you’ve posted on the review for the madrid tefl course.

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