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2 Things That I Don’t Like About Spain
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What the Drinking Game You Play Says About You
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4 Surprisingly Stupid Things That I’ve Done in my Life
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How to Cook Like a 24 Year Old Man
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How to Ask a Hot Girl on a Date When She’s Talking on the Phone

2 Things That I Don’t Like About Spain

I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my time in Spain, but there are two things about the country that I’ve never liked:

  1. The Amount That Spaniards Eat/Meal Times

I’ve lived in Spain for about 1.5 years, and I have yet to see someone who comes close to being obese. A friend of my roommate gets shit for being “fat”, and he could pretty much qualify as a runway model in the U.S. Why are there so few fat people? I believe a large factor is how the Spanish eat.

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What the Drinking Game You Play Says About You

Drinking games are more than just a means of getting wasted. They also tell a story about the people who play them. Here’s a breakdown of what each one says:

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4 Surprisingly Stupid Things That I’ve Done in my Life

Sometimes, I do things that are so stupid that I consider it a resounding success that I’ve managed to scrape through 24 years of life and still be breathing.

The good news is that these brain farts tend to be pretty funny. Here are the top four:

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How to Cook Like a 24 Year Old Man

Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning in. For today’s post, I’m gonna teach you how to cook like a 24 year old man!

What you’re gonna want to do is cook the same fucking shit every fucking day. The key here is to have no variation, so that with every meal you’re slightly disappointed.

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How to Ask a Hot Girl on a Date When She’s Talking on the Phone

It’s a dilemma most every man has gone through, and it goes a little something like this:

You’re walking down the street and you see a gorgeous woman standing on the corner. She’s talking on the phone and she laughs, and you swear it’s the loveliest sound that you’ve ever heard. You need to ask her out. But who’s she on the phone with? It could be her boyfriend. And even if it’s not, what are you going to do? Interrupt her mid-conversation? That would be rude. I suppose you could wait around until she hangs up. Kindy creepy though. Plus, you might make yourself late for work.

And as you’re thinking all of this, your legs keep moving you forward until you round the corner, and she vanishes from sight. You allow yourself to daydream of her for a time, but then your workday begins, and she fades from potential lover to forgotten stranger.

It’s a sad little experience but one that’s all too common for me. I grew tired of this happening, and decided that the next time I saw a hot girl talking on the phone, I would ask her out. No more excuses.

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