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The Full Moon Party
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The Human Centipede: Vietnam Edition
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The 60 Shot Challenge
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Goooood Morniiiiing After Pill… In Vietnam
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Antisemitism and Silent Porn

The Full Moon Party

The Full Moon Party on Koh Pha Ngan: thirty thousand drunk and reckless tourists cram themselves onto a sliver of beach for a night of depraved debauchery that rolls on until the sun rises. Color me excited.

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The Human Centipede: Vietnam Edition

I decide to fly into Hanoi, Vietnam because there is no way in hell that I’m taking a 20+ hour bus ride after my previous experience. The main attraction here is Halong Bay, and the only way to see it properly is via a tour.

I sign up for the highest rated tour which is called Castaway. It’s a 3-day, 2-night booze cruise that includes kayaking, rock climbing, and a bunch of other activities. There are roughly 30 people (about a 50/50 split of guys and girls) on this 3-story boat, and it’s all led by our tour guide Tom, whose sole purpose is to get everyone on the boat as drunk as possible.

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The 60 Shot Challenge

This little tale takes place on Koh Phi Phi – an island off the southwest coast of Thailand. Upon my arrival, I decide to stay at a place called Blanco’s that’s located directly on the beach. It’s a fun place, but definitely not somewhere to stay if you plan on sleeping. The walls of the rooms vibrate until three a.m. from the constant pounding of music. It’s a good place to socialize – not so much to relax.

Blanco’s main claim to fame is that once a week they host “The 60 Shot Challenge”. Now, you obviously don’t take sixty shots of hard alcohol. Instead, you’re given three buckets. For those of you that have never had a bucket, imagine a bucket you would use as a kid to make sandcastles except that instead of sand it’s filled with coke and cheap rum. Normally you’d buy a bucket to share with a few friends. In “The 60 Shot Challenge”, you have to finish three of these concoctions by yourself.

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Goooood Morniiiiing After Pill… In Vietnam

Consider for a brief moment that the odd man with a cigarette in the picture above nearly became a father. It’s a frightening thought. It’s even more frightening that I am that man.

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Antisemitism and Silent Porn

Since Laos, these two guys have been traveling with me. I try to shake them off at every turn, but they’re like two big British leeches. Their names are Jon and Bop.

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